What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
4 words: hood of his car
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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