Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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