Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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