And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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