Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
