Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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