We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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