Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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