This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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