Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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