You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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