Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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