he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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