last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
lol hangovers are for mortals.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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