No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Randomize
