what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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