So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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