so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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