ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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