i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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