ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So apparently I’m into choking now
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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