good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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