better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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