In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Randomize
