i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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