this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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