This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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