id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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