Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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