I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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