I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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