8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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