My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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