he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The Olympian is in my bed
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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