I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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