Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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