Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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