I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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