Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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