Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The uberlube is also flammable
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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