I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
