Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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