Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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