If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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