return my video game
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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