i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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