i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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