they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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