In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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