Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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