Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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