I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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