Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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