The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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