Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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