So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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