whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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