i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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